I’m Black, I read Books, and I Know Shit.

Real Niggas (That Know Shit)

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downsouth-gentleman:

If one team got on a roll that could really suck for the other team

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I miss him and when he puts his head on my shoulders and when he asks me for a kiss and kisses me a billion times. Sorry my thug is gone.

#personal  

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I got fucking cramps on spring break

My uterus is obviously angry at me rn, but at least I won’t my period prom night. But I took some ibuprofen and I’m STILL dying. Ugh I’m bout to cry

#personal  

(via thatdudemcfly)

my cousin accidently texted me instead of his wife

  • cousin: guess who's got two thumbs, a dick, and wants to rub himself against you like a tom cat in heat? THIS GUY. [nude picture of said cousin pointing at himself with both thumbs and an erection]
  • cousin: oh fuck oh fuck
  • cousin: broomy oh fuck no don't look shut your eyes
  • me: I NEVER KNEW YOU FELT THIS WAY
  • me: OUR LOVE IS FORBIDDEN BUT STRONG
  • cousin: no please don't
  • me: COME, MY WILD AND YOWLING TOM CAT. COME AND TAKE ME FOR I AM YOURS FOREVER.
  • cousin: I hate you.

Once a day, I have to sing Let It Go to myself so I can stop worrying about people/drama. Weird, I know.